Funny and Crazy Animal Photos

Understanding What Talking Birds Say

2009-08-12T09:31:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered what birds are talking about? This guy is doing his best to understand the language of the bird kingdom. Im waiting for the book.

Elephant Chute Slide Kids Playground

2009-08-12T09:29:00.000-07:00

Im really not so sure that a chute coming out of an elephant's backside is really a good thing for a kids playground. Yeah sure it makes a good slide, but come on!

How to Smoke Fish While Still Alive

2009-08-08T02:41:00.000-07:00

You have heard of smoked fish. How about a smoking fish? Cant be good for its health. At least it isnt lit. Clever photo. But how did they get the fish to pose? Lol.

Scooby Doo! Underwater Scuba Dog Diver

2009-08-08T02:35:00.001-07:00

Now that is an amazing an dcrazy thing to do to a dog. But what an experience. An underwater scuba diver. Not something you see every day is it?

Which Came First Chicken or Egg?

2009-08-08T02:32:00.001-07:00

Yes, its the age old question. Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Thats one scruffy lokking chicken.

Really Weird Two Headed Snake Photo

2009-08-08T02:28:00.001-07:00

Two Headed Snakes? Im not sure how rare they are, but they sure are weird. I wonder which one is the boss. Probably the one who has its tongue poking out.

Crazy Tabby Cat Sleeps Toilet Bowl

2009-03-31T18:21:00.000-07:00

Im not sure that the bottom of a toilet bowl is the safest place for the tabby cat to sleep. I hope its not a connected toilet. Damn funny photo!

Really Tiny Cute Panda Bear

2009-03-30T18:19:00.000-07:00

How cute is this little panda bear? But what is he doing inside? Shouldnt he be out in the wild or in a zoo. Maybe he isnt a well panda. Great eyes.

Funny Squirrel & Dog at Window

2009-03-29T18:16:00.000-07:00

Does this squirrel really want to get inside? Im not sure with the dog there watching that its such a great idea. Maybe the squirrel is just a little bit curious about a see thru wall...And maybe thedog is lonely and just wants a little friend to play with.

Dancing and Smiling Blinking Dog Pic

2009-03-15T05:44:00.000-07:00

Cute dog photo, dancing, smiling and blinking at the same time. Its almost as if he is trying really hard to pose for this photo. It worked. Funny.

Cute Kitten in a Mug Pic

2009-02-02T15:49:00.000-08:00

I just love it when people put their animals into glassware or kitchen things. A kitty in a mug. I wonder if the cat likes it there?

Yawning Big Teeth Rabbit

2009-02-01T15:47:00.000-08:00

Its been a hard day for this rabbit. Hey, maybe its the easter bunny and he has been out all night delivering easter eggs. That would make any rabbit tired. Nice big teeth too.

Tiger Cub & Ginger Cat Friends

2009-01-25T20:30:00.000-08:00

Well the tiger cub and ginger cat are members of the feline family yes? Nice to see that cats and tigers can be friends. I wonder if it will still be the same when this tiger grows up and is about ten times bigger than a cat? Its cute now though.

Seagull Loves Ice Cream Theft

2009-01-25T20:28:00.000-08:00

What a perfect shot. Seagull steals an ice cream right out of the mans hand. Now thats a fine effort.

Too Many Pigeons Child Photo

2009-01-23T03:13:00.000-08:00

Way too many pigeons for this child's liking. I bet it was his mom that took this photo. Dont worry that he is scared, just get a photo of him being attacked by birds. Thanks though, its a good shot.

Cute Kittens Rugeed up in a Tub

2009-01-22T18:15:00.000-08:00

Now thats just a sweet photo of 3 kittnes. All rugged up in a tub. They must be tiny!

Funny Retrievers Dress Ups

2009-01-22T18:13:00.000-08:00

And dont these retrievers look happy about being all dressed up for a photo. Whats in the basket?

Funny Animals Three Cute Kittens Posing

2009-01-21T06:39:00.000-08:00

How cute are these three kittens? Just stopped whatever they were doing on this rock to pose for a photo. Thanks kitties!

Funny Animals Pigeon Security Guard

2009-01-21T06:37:00.000-08:00

So two CCTV cameras and one pigeon. Thats some top notch security.

How to Park Your Camel

2009-01-21T06:36:00.000-08:00

I wonder if that is a designated parking spot for a camel. Maybe he parked himself. You know how stubborn camels can be.

Really Funny Pictures Cute Wet Kitty Cat

2009-01-19T16:12:00.000-08:00

You think that this little cute kitty cat is happy about being all wet? No way! But it is damn cute! Look how big the eyes appear!

Funny Giraffes Mother Licking Young Calf

2009-01-18T14:21:00.000-08:00

I just remembered that a young giraffe is called a calf. This is a gorgeous photo, the mother giraffe licking her child. So cute.

Funny Dogs and Curious Kitten Photo

2009-01-18T14:18:00.000-08:00

I think these two goldne dogs dont know what to make of their little tabby cat kitten friend. He is so tiny. The kitten seems curious too. Two big monsters, must go take a look. Im sure they willall be friends.

Funy Cat Photos White Hind Legs Pose

2009-01-18T14:16:00.000-08:00

Classic. I didnt know that cats could sit like this on their hind legs. This white cat seems to have mastered it. Thanks for the pose.

Funny Horse Photos Posing

2009-01-18T14:14:00.000-08:00

That is some collection of horses. Nice to see that one has stopped eating or drinking to pose for the photo. Cute.

Funny Greyhound Cheerleader Photo

2009-01-18T01:42:00.000-08:00

I hope this greyhound or whippet is a girl. Otherwise thats a cruel trick on a guy dog, dressing him up as a cheerleader.

Really Funny Kitten Driving a Tractor

2009-01-18T01:27:00.000-08:00

What is going on here? I dont think the kitten is actually really driving the tractor. Im not sure he cul dreach the pedals. But why does this kitten look so angry? Stay away from the kitten's steering wheel.

Funny Cat and Dogs Fighting Photo

2009-01-18T01:22:00.000-08:00

The old enemies, cat and dogs fighting. Looks like this black and white cat is giving as good as its getting. He has three dogs attacking him. And he aint giving in. Go kitty cat.

Funny Dog Smoking a Cigarette

2009-01-18T01:16:00.000-08:00

Smoking is a bad habit. Dogs shouldnt smoke. Thats my health message for the day. At least this cigarette hasnt been lit.

Funny Animals Ginger Cat Playing Records

2009-01-18T01:13:00.000-08:00

This ginger cat just wants to play some tunes on the Record Player. What music do cats like?

Funny Cats Modelling in Washbasin

2009-01-18T01:10:00.000-08:00

What a great photo. This black and whiet cat looks like it is modelling. Resting its arm and posing for a photo in a washbasin. Come to think of it, whats it doing in the wash basin?

Funny Cats Resting on Doors

2009-01-18T01:09:00.000-08:00

Two tabby cats resting on the door frame. Now thats some skill. Do they actually like it up there or are these cats just posing for a photo?

Funny Animals Two Headed Snake

2009-01-18T01:07:00.000-08:00

Yes indeed, its true. A two headed snake. Wow. I hope they dont get angry and try to bite each other.

Funny Feeding Fish to Whale

2009-01-18T01:06:00.000-08:00

Is this a killer whale? Its an amazing way to teach it to fly, feeding fish at a really high level.

Crazy Animals Escaped Ostrich Chase

2009-01-18T01:03:00.000-08:00

Classic. An escpaed ostrich running down the middle of the road chased by police on little motorbikes. What are they going to do if they catch the ostrich?

Funny Dogs & Cats Cop & Prisoner

2009-01-17T21:35:00.000-08:00

Playing dress ups with the dog and cat. Yes, i think this is the right way around. Dogs should be cops - pretty honest and loyal, and cats are sneaky like criminals. Its all just good fun isnt it?

Funny Dogs Carrying a Vibrator Thingy

2009-01-17T21:26:00.000-08:00

A dog carrying a dildo? This is just all wrong. Really bad. Reminds me of that great scene in Parenthood where the lights go out and Steve Martin looks for a torch only to find Dianne Wiest's vibrator. At least they were all family. Could you imagine your retriever dog bringing this out when you had guests over? They dont call them retrievers for nothing! Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase, Give the Dog a Bone.

Crazy Animals Dog Dinner Table

2009-01-17T21:23:00.000-08:00

Some people say that you shouldnt feed a dog from the dinner table - it teaches them bad habits. I wonder what they would think about a dog actually sitting at the dinner table. Perhaps this is a dinner function just for dogs.

Funny Darth Vader Cat Photo

2009-01-16T20:39:00.000-08:00

Ive seen the Darth Vader Dog . This Cat is a much more believable Darth Vader It is almost perfect. The arrogance, the evil eyes, the turned head. Yes, Darth Vader could have been a cat.

Funny Cat Stalking his Prey Pigeons

2009-01-16T20:36:00.000-08:00

This is just great - tabby cat lying quietly in a drain, waiting for the best moment to strike against his pigeon prey. Poor little pigeons. They dont know whats about to hit them.

Funny Cats Posse Watching Hamster

2009-01-16T20:33:00.000-08:00

Can you call a group of cats a posse? When they are keeping a close eye on a hamster in a cage, i think so. They have evil thoughts, thats for sure. Maybe a gang of cats might be a better term

Funny Cats Balancing Basketball

2009-01-16T10:52:00.000-08:00

If they had a team of harlem globetrotters for cats, this guy would be the lead cat. Thats amazing. How many cats could balance on a basketball?

Funny Cats Black Socks Gray

2009-01-16T02:55:00.000-08:00

I think this gray and black cat is also a little upset that he has black socks. Actually, if we look closer, i think that this cat may have been shaved. My god. He was a black cat, and had his fur all shaved off to give him a black head, black tail end and black socks - with a gray body. Thats cruel.

Funny Bird Attacking Child Photo

2009-01-16T02:50:00.000-08:00

What an amazing photo. A pigeon attacking a child. And doesnt this little kid look frightened. I wonder what this kid has done to deserve an attack. Ive got half an idea that the bag that he is carrying contains some kind of bird food. The pigeon is hungry, wants some bread or grain!

Funny Cats Angry Kitten Yawning

2009-01-15T17:17:00.000-08:00

I dont know if this little grar kitten is yawning or snarling. I think Yawning. Which means he probbaly isnt really angry. Just tired. Cats do work hard you know...

Funny Animals Alligator Pug Dog

2009-01-15T17:06:00.000-08:00

Im not so sure that the pug is so happy to be wearing an alligator suit. He just wants to be a god gawd darnit.

Tiger and Bunny Rabbit Friends

2009-01-14T14:41:00.000-08:00

Im just wondering how long this could last. Tiger cubs being friends with bunny rabbits. What happens when they grow up? Does look awfully cute though.

The Real Easter Bunny

2009-01-14T14:38:00.000-08:00

Here is the real easter bunny kids. Complete with a little pink bonnet and new ears.

Cat Horse Whisperer Photo

2009-01-14T14:36:00.000-08:00

You see, cats are pretty much the head of the animal kingdom. Here we see one as a horse whisperer, no doubt giving instructions for the days work and activities.

Funny Squirrel Loves Donuts

2009-01-13T22:10:00.000-08:00

So one squirrel loves drinking a soda, and this one is getting into a nice pink frosted donut. Seems Squirrels are big on junk food.

Squirrel Drinks a Soda With Straw

2009-01-13T22:07:00.000-08:00

Ive seen a cat do this - i didnt think a squirrel would be able to drink a soda with a straw. Thats really clever. Where is this soda from? Wendys perhaps? Im going to name this friendly Squirrel Wendy.

Koala Bear Asleep in Tree

2009-01-13T22:02:00.000-08:00

Aww, Australian animals can be so cute. This is a Koala Bear, cosy and asleep in a tree. How it manages to stay up there is beyond me.

Ginger Kitten Sleeps Upside Down

2009-01-13T21:54:00.000-08:00

Ahh, some kittens do like sleeping upside down. This ginger cat is no exception. Thats cute.

Man Sleeps with Foal Photo

2009-01-13T21:51:00.000-08:00

You have heard of the Horse's head in the bed from the Godfather Movie yes? This guy has gone one better, he's decided to sleep with the foal. Im amazed that a foal could sleep like this on a bed.

Funny Really Puffy Blowfish

2009-01-12T20:54:00.000-08:00

That is some puffed up blowfish. He looks a little startled. You would be too if they took you out of your habitat. I hope they put him back in the ocean. Thats where he belongs.

One Really Fat Dog on the Sand

2009-01-12T20:52:00.000-08:00

Trust me, if you were as fat as this dog, you would be collapsed and laid out on the sand too. Wow, this guy is really huge. What has he been eating? I blame the parents.

Funny Raccoons in a Drain

2009-01-12T20:48:00.000-08:00

3 Cute raccoons living in a drain. Are you sure this isnt a still shot from the Over the Hedge Movie? Maybe these are RJ's (voice of Bruce Willis) three kids. What mischief will these racoons be getting up to today?

Queen Cat on Her Throne

2009-01-12T20:34:00.000-08:00

Every should have a throne dont you think? Lets face it, most cats act as if they run the household, so they probably think of themselves as kings and queens. Or just royalty. This cat is very relaxed sitting here. Lucky cat.

Cat Wrapped in Brown Paper

2009-01-12T20:32:00.000-08:00

I wonder if the cat was wrapped in the bown paper, or if it found its way in there. Good place to hide perhaps.

Funny Parrot and Cat Friends

2009-01-12T20:30:00.000-08:00

A parrot and cat as friends? Now ive seen it all. Arent birds and cats supposed to be enemies? Maybe the cat is unaware of the posing parrot cos he is asleep.

Funny Panda Bear Falls Off Slide

2009-01-12T20:12:00.000-08:00

Funny playing pandas. This lil guy appears to have had an accident after coming down the slippery slide. Ended up on his head. Poor little panda.

Funny Elephant Painter Photo

2009-01-12T20:06:00.000-08:00

Who would have thought that an Elephant would be able to paint a picture? But it seems to be true. This lil cutie looks like he is painting a tree. Never underestimate an elephant, they are very smart, and as they say, great memories because an elephant never forgets.

Funny Dog and Frisbee and Tree

2009-01-12T06:40:00.000-08:00

Ahh. Now i dont like this photo. The Dog has concentrated so much on the Frisbee that he hasnt noticed a tree in the way. I hope he was ok. See how determined they are to play catch?

Mixed Up White Cats Bowl Photo

2009-01-12T06:38:00.000-08:00

These white cats are so hungry they are not even bothered to make the effort to untangle themselves. Now thats mixed up!

Funny Kittens in Coffee Muggs

2009-01-12T06:36:00.000-08:00

This is just so cute - kittens so small they can fit into mugs. But look at the design on the mugs. One has cats, but the other....has Dogs! Now thats cruel!

Funny Mouse Playing Saxaphone

2009-01-12T06:34:00.000-08:00

At least i think its a mouse. Im sure its a saxaphone. Its not every day you see an animal playing a musical instrument, let alone a really difficult one like the sax. Go Mousey!

Moose and Cat Friends in the Snow

2009-01-12T06:31:00.000-08:00

Ahh, its nice to know when the snow falls and the moose become curious, that they can still find a way to make friends with cats. Maybe its a pet moose? I wonder what they are like as pets.

Funny Monkey Riding a Motorbike

2009-01-12T06:28:00.000-08:00

Ok, so the monkey isnt exactly driving the motorbike. But he is nicely seated on the back, just one arm reaching forward to hold on to the Driver's shirt. Other than that, he looks very comfortable. Funny.

Laid out Kitten Upside Down Cute

2009-01-10T20:55:00.000-08:00

An upside down tabby kitten cat, sleeping. Now thats cute. I want this cat!

Funny Kissing Fish Underwater

2009-01-10T20:53:00.000-08:00

Wow, that is one curious fish, coming close enough to the child to nearly be kissed. What great blue and yellow colors on this fish. Dont ask me to guess what it is.

Funny Cat Loves Whiskas Photo

2009-01-10T20:51:00.000-08:00

Yes, this cat loves his whiskas so much he is sleeping underneath boxes and boxes of them. Maybe is being protective - dont reach for them. It is possible that this cat is sleeping with one eye open.

Funny Gray Karaoke Cat

2009-01-10T20:49:00.000-08:00

Yes, a singing cat. Karaoke cat perhaps? But what tune is he singing. Not, how much is that doggy in the window. No, that would be cruel. Clever cat.

Funny Ironing Ginger Cat

2009-01-10T20:47:00.000-08:00

And who would have ever thought that a cat would be able to iron a shirt? This ginger cat certainly seems to have picked up this trade. Yes, you can teahc a cat anything it seems.

Icy Rugged Up Dog on Bench Photo

2009-01-10T20:29:00.000-08:00

Well, a dog needs to keep warm too. Nice that he is all rugged up. That looks damn cold. I wonder if the army guy is his owner. He takes good care of him - all he needs is a coffee too.

Funny Donkey Ass in House

2009-01-10T20:26:00.000-08:00

Funny smiling donkeys shouldnt be in the house should they? I didnt think they made house pets. Nice that he is posing and smiling for the camera.

Hold on Little Monkey Baby

2009-01-10T20:22:00.000-08:00

Its easy to restrain your monkey baby, just grab it by the tail. You aint going anywhere fella. Love the expression on the parents face - just all in a days work.

Funny Crazy Bull Photo

2009-01-09T18:19:00.000-08:00

Ok, i question the sanity of the photographer in getting this close to a bull to get a photo. Then again, perhaps he was running in Pamplona and fell, his camera going off in the process. It is a great shot though. The Bull is looking very curious.

Funny Hanging Hamsters Gives Flower

2009-01-09T18:17:00.000-08:00

Even Hamsters will go to all lengths when they are in love. Nice that he is giving his girlfriend a flower. Thats cute. I hope he doesnt fall.

Funny Smiling Happy Ass

2009-01-09T18:15:00.000-08:00

Nice that this Donkey or Ass has chosen to smile for the photo. Even showing us his nice white teeth. He looks like a happy donkey.

Hamster Olympics Weightlifting

2009-01-09T18:13:00.000-08:00

A mighty effort by the brown and white hamster in the weightlifting. Got to love the Hamster Olympics. I think this hamster won the hurdles earlier. Very talented guy.

Funny Hamster Olympics Hurdle

2009-01-09T18:11:00.000-08:00

Ahh, the Hamster Olympics. Bigger than Human Olympics. This event is the 110 meters hurdle. The brown and white hamster is in front and the black and white guy looks like he may be stumbling. I think this may have been photoshopped, but i do like it.

Peek a Boo Giraffe Around the Corner

2009-01-09T18:09:00.000-08:00

Why is this giraffe on a residential street? And why is it peeking its head around the corner? Maybe the giraffe has escaped. Funny.

Funny Tortoise Turtle Sign

2009-01-09T18:07:00.000-08:00

Ok, so go as slow as a tortoise or turtle. Thats really slow when you think about it. Funny sign.

Funny Emu Scares Kid Tourists

2009-01-08T14:40:00.000-08:00

Emus are not considered to be the smartest birds in the world. But this one, im going to name him Eddie the Emu, has come into the tourist train for a little look. Just wanted to see what was going down. Poor kid, he looks just a bit frightened. Crazy Australian Animals.

A Crash Landing Duck in Snow Pic

2009-01-08T14:36:00.000-08:00

I think maybe that this Duck has misjudged the strength of the landing strip. It is only snow after all, and well, its turned this duck on its head in a crash landing. Poor duck. Just when there was a photo being taken. How embarassing.

Funny Squirrel Loves Vodka and Chocolates

2009-01-08T14:34:00.000-08:00

Im not sure if the Squirrel has collected this small bottle of Vodka and Chocolate, or if it was given to him as a gift. But he sure will enjoy it. If only he can get that damn cap off the bottle.

Tiny Bird Drinks from Tap Photo

2009-01-08T14:32:00.000-08:00

I dont know what kind of bird this is, maybe Hummingbird? But it has worked out a way to take a drink from a garden tap. Just one drop of water is all it would need.

The Zoo Keeper Birds Funny Sign

2009-01-08T14:29:00.000-08:00

If you put your finger in the enclosure, the bird will bite you. And your round light brown head will be sad. And there will be blood on your finger. I guess kids would get this message.

Gorgeous Cute Kitten in a Towel

2009-01-08T14:27:00.000-08:00

Maybe this little kitten has just had a bath, or perhaps the towel is to keep it warm. But that is one cute kitten. Gorgeous eyes yeah?

Socks on a Cute Chihuahua Photo

2009-01-05T03:57:00.000-08:00

Even cute Chihuahuas need to keep their paws warm, thats they got this puppy some socks. Stripey ones too! Hold on, i think they may be Mickey Mouse Socks. Maybe he didnt want Goofy socks.

Peek a Boo Cute Deer

2009-01-05T03:55:00.000-08:00

Deers are such graceful animals. Yes, i saw Bambi too. They are cute. People do hunt them. I couldnt shoot anything with eyes as cute as these. Then again, i couldnt shoot any animal. This deer is obviously friendly and tame enough to play peek a boo.

Really Cute Colorful Stripey Piglets

2009-01-05T03:51:00.000-08:00

I really do love piglets. And Pigs. These piglets are just so very cute. One thing that people dont understand is that pigs are actually really smart. George Clooney understood that, he had one as a pet. They are really friendly and just as smart as dogs - some say smarter. They get a bad rap cos of the fact that people think they are dirty. They are if you give them a dirty environment, just like dogs. Give them a house and they can be trained just like dogs. Trust me. Anyway, i love these guys. Beautiful brown streaky colors too.

Crazy Mad Looking Dog & Ball Photo

2009-01-05T03:46:00.000-08:00

This is one mad and crazy looking dog, baring his teeth as he gets the ball. Would you mess with this dog? I certainly wouldnt. Just look at his eyes, man is he determined. And sharp teeth too! Under all the gruff exterior, im sure he is just playing and is a happy little guy, and very affectionate. Id like to think that anyway.

Really Funny Giraffe Up a Tree

2009-01-04T05:15:00.000-08:00

I never knew that Giraffes could climb. This one has managed to get itself up a tree, and seems to be hanging on for dear life. Maybe he saw a lion. Or maybe he is stuck, sort of like a cat. I wonder if you could call the fire brigade for something like this? "Yeah, we have a giraffe stuck up a tree again."

Gutsy and Clever Funny Seagull Pic

2009-01-04T05:12:00.000-08:00

Thats one hungry gull. And gutsy enough to throw caution to the wind and take the chip out of this boy's mouth. Im not sure i would do this. Couldnt the bird take your eye out at the same time. Seagulls do love chips though. I often wonder if seagulls have high cholesterol cos of all the fatty chips they eat.

Cats Can Use Door Handles

2009-01-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

This really smart tabby cat has worked out how to turn a door handle. Maybe somebody taught it. I guess he is a clever cat like Jinxy in Meet the Parents. That cat could flush. This is better.

Child Yells With Ass Photo

2009-01-04T05:07:00.000-08:00

A young child has a yelling or screaming contest with this donkey or ass. I wonder why they feel the need to have a competition or make so much noise. An ass is a friendly thing isnt it? Glad its behind the fence though. Cute kid.

Really Cute Mother Hen With Puppy Dog

2009-01-04T05:04:00.000-08:00

The mother hen keeping the puppy dog warm by nesting on it. I think this is one of my favorite photos. Im not sure if the hen thinks the dog is a chick, and i wonder if there is any room for the real little chick next to the hen. This is just gorgeous.

Funny Squirrels Loves Eating Cheese Twists

2009-01-04T05:02:00.000-08:00

This little brown squirrel just loves eating cheese twists. Better than a nut, thats for sure. And no hard work in collecting it.

Three Cats on a Branch in a Row

2009-01-04T04:59:00.000-08:00

I wonder why these cats are all sitting on a tree branch or log, all in a row. Are they sitting while they wait for something. Or do these 3 cats have their eyes on a bird?